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#1411895 - 09/05/17 02:49 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Terry Online   grin
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Registered: 04/29/12
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Dear Crabby,

Please tellz AIYP she iz wrongz, you givez advice about pee too.

Anonymouz


Edited by Terry (09/05/17 02:49 PM)
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#1411902 - 09/06/17 08:28 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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LOLOL :D
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#1412010 - 09/13/17 11:06 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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DEAR CRABBY: Dere's sweet honey on da mug! I wants the honey, but my sister keeps swatting my nose and duzn't wants to share. Whats shud I do...?

-NEED MY FIX


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#1412024 - 09/13/17 07:26 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Stef333]
Terry Online   grin
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Dear Crabby,

My brother started peeing on all the green beanz, now they smellz bad. My sizter an I do not getz to eat the green beanz, because of the smellz. Then my brother eats all of them! Ewwwe, gross! What can my sizter an me do?

Missing My Green Beanz
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#1412032 - 09/14/17 10:41 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Registered: 12/28/15
Posts: 514
Loc: Pacific NW
Daddy-Tree, thiz iz Arrow.
I know you are buzy, but hopez you are reading this!
Zomeone broke in. They stolez all the purple medizen!
I haz final exams next week...need mor purple medizen!
And yogies...

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#1412261 - 09/28/17 04:58 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Registered: 12/28/15
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Loc: Pacific NW
DEAR ARROW: Yes, I stole all your purple medicine. It's tragically unjust that you are the only one who gets to be smart. Daddy-Tree says he's being careful, but this is clearly just another case of MALE dominance. (The practice of which ends now!)
Now that I have consumed ALL the purple medicine I am smarter than YOU.
Now...please let me continue with my online advice column in peace, or you will end up like ARIA. (Ask me if I am serious...go ahead.)
Also...I will now be taking over the password for the ipod.
LOVE ATHENA

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#1412300 - 09/29/17 08:17 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Registered: 10/07/14
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Loc: SW Missouri
Dear Cwabby,

Ma's got uz a new cage... But we can't have it yet... It's bigger!!! But I like dee old cage!

MA keeps talking 'bout a brudder... Wat is a brudder??? We might be gettin a new brudder. Is he gonna be in da new cage??? By hisself?!?? He be sad dat way... frown I don' want him to be by hisself... Don' know what Dottie will tink of a new Brudder. I tink I wanna ' nudder fweind(not a boyfwiend- Silly smile ), not a brudder... i don' know wat I want... I do like the new cage, but... I am confuzed...


Mom:" Fiona, it will be just fine ! We should finish the cage this weekend! Then you guys can move in!!! Dad and I are still talking about a new brud- brother!"

Fiona " ooohhh got caught.... But Ma, what's a brudder?????"

Mom: It's bedtime, you're tired, and Dottie needs you to snuggle with... G'nite, sleep tight... "

Fiona: " Yaawwnn... OK Ma... g'nite!!!"
Psssttt Dear Cwabby, help me pweeese!!!!


Edited by Ladymagyver (09/29/17 08:24 AM)
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#1412652 - 10/24/17 08:38 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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DEAR CRABBY:

I likes kleen - specially in my mouth. I try to use Mommy-tree's toofbrush, but she don't likes to share. She won't lets me chew on the soapy kitchen brush neither.

How can I gets my mouth kleen?

-SUDSY SMILE
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#1412655 - 10/24/17 09:43 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Stef333]
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Dear Sudsy Smile,
Tell Mommy to buy you a toothbrush of your very own. Tell her it isn't nice to tell you Christmas will be here soon either shakehead You need a Spooky Halloween Toothbrush
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#1412687 - 10/25/17 03:38 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Registered: 11/10/15
Posts: 931
Loc: Heinsberg, Germany
Deer Cwabby:

R furless-two-leg-slave iz gone too much. Uz roy-all-tee not getting nuff time see da realm & eat r proper taxes in yoggies. Wez don't get to pee on da furless-two-leg-slave nuff either & worry 'e might git stolen.

'E says iz bad week & tired, so we let 'em sleepz a short nap while wez play. Then wez call & call & call & call & call, but 'e no kom. Not be'n good furless-two-leg-slave, iz he?

Next night, 'e sez 'e e'en mo sleepy 'cuz wez kept 'em up. Howz wez keep 'em up if 'e no playz wit us? Wuz we should do? Youz tinks mebbe we call louder 'e kom?

- Slaveless in You-rope (Arthur)

Pee Ez: Gwynny sez I need ta lern ta type. Youz un-da-stand, rite?
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#1412689 - 10/25/17 06:00 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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#1412695 - 10/26/17 12:51 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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DEAR SLAVELESS:

Have you tried biting? Two-legs needs training, and bites are the best way. Flying face hug with a bites on the nose will get his attention. He be ready to play in no time!

-CRABBY
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#1412697 - 10/26/17 05:20 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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:funny: :roflmao: :rofl2: :splash: :jump2: rofl :hit: :lol: :fall: :roflmao2:
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#1412707 - 10/27/17 04:02 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Registered: 11/10/15
Posts: 931
Loc: Heinsberg, Germany
Deer Cwabby:

Iz tried ta face hug as your sayed, but da furless-two-legged-slave kept stoppin’ me. ‘e alzo gave Merlin one of mi yoggies az he was blokkin me.

I dun like dis plan. I like m’yoggies. Has your nudder ting I can do? Mebbe one tat I keep m’yoggies?

Tanks
- Still Slaveless in You-rope (Arthur)




Dearest Crabby,

I apologize for Arthur’s poor communication skills. I am afraid if it doesn’t involve treats, food, or sleep, he does not put much effort in to it. I have asked Merlin to try & teach him the courtly ways, alas, he is still upset at the pineapple piece Arthur stole from him the other night. I reminded him our servent provided him a replacement, but he still feels slighted.

I could use some advice too. My servent just hasn’t been present enough. Oh, he makes sure his minimum of duties are handled adaquetly, but I have been left to entertain myself & preen my own fur too much. As he has not seen fit to find us a second servent to take up his slack, I do not find this situation tolerable. I have tried to voice my objections, but he acts as if he doesn’t understand.

How do you think I can properly explain his failure to interact an acceptable amount without the repercussions that his royal pain-in-the… never mind, a lady should not speak that way. I would welcome the advice of one... oh, no, he’s coming back down & he believes we promised to leave his distracting-box alone (but we had our fingers crossed behind our backs; Merlin’s idea). I must go, now!

- Lonely At the Top
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#1412709 - 10/27/17 07:47 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Hutch]
Terry Online   grin
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Loc: Maryland
:funny: :haha: Guessing Authur is the "male" version equivalent to "My Fair Lady"! (If you're not familiar with that classic movie, please look up in IMDB).
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#1412710 - 10/27/17 09:59 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Terry]
Terry Online   grin
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Dear Crabby,

momzy thinks shez so smart hahaha shez figurd out thatz wez getz out of ze cage and on momzys coputer so shez locking it up at waketime so wez can't getz on it but momzy makes big mistakes shez lefts the coputer on whenz she reapearz from beyond za room we'ves timed it so knowz when shez goes away beyond za room again and reapearz hahaha justs wants to lets you knows that. hahaha we'ves found deeze :pointlaugh: too momzy :roflmao2: momzys always :yak: shakehead

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Edited by Terry (10/27/17 10:00 PM)
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#1412711 - 10/28/17 02:16 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Terry]
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Loc: Heinsberg, Germany
Originally Posted By: Terry
:funny: :haha: Guessing Authur is the "male" version equivalent to "My Fair Lady"! (If you're not familiar with that classic movie, please look up in IMDB).
I’ve watched tons of what would probably be considered classic movies & television. fair lady is hilarious, & yes, good comparison:)
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