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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: TwoDog]
#1411895
09/05/17 03:49 PM
09/05/17 03:49 PM
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389 Maryland
Terry
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389
Maryland
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Dear Crabby,
Please tellz AIYP she iz wrongz, you givez advice about pee too.
Anonymouz
Last edited by Terry; 09/05/17 03:49 PM.
Lives with: 1 God 1 dog, (Willow) 1 Sugie, (Ollie) R.I.P. Lulu (2/28/12-10/13/17) R.I.P. Skadoosh (2/28/12-3/26/18)
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: Stef333]
#1412024
09/13/17 08:26 PM
09/13/17 08:26 PM
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389 Maryland
Terry
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389
Maryland
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Dear Crabby,
My brother started peeing on all the green beanz, now they smellz bad. My sizter an I do not getz to eat the green beanz, because of the smellz. Then my brother eats all of them! Ewwwe, gross! What can my sizter an me do?
Missing My Green Beanz
Lives with: 1 God 1 dog, (Willow) 1 Sugie, (Ollie) R.I.P. Lulu (2/28/12-10/13/17) R.I.P. Skadoosh (2/28/12-3/26/18)
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: TwoDog]
#1412300
09/29/17 09:17 AM
09/29/17 09:17 AM
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Joined: Oct 2014
Posts: 4,306 SW Missouri USA
Ladymagyver
Moderator
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Moderator
Joined: Oct 2014
Posts: 4,306
SW Missouri USA
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Dear Cwabby, Ma's got uz a new cage... But we can't have it yet... It's bigger!!! But I like dee old cage! MA keeps talking 'bout a brudder... Wat is a brudder??? We might be gettin a new brudder. Is he gonna be in da new cage??? By hisself?!?? He be sad dat way... I don' want him to be by hisself... Don' know what Dottie will tink of a new Brudder. I tink I wanna ' nudder fweind(not a boyfwiend- Silly ), not a brudder... i don' know wat I want... I do like the new cage, but... I am confuzed... Mom:" Fiona, it will be just fine ! We should finish the cage this weekend! Then you guys can move in!!! Dad and I are still talking about a new brud- brother!" Fiona " ooohhh got caught.... But Ma, what's a brudder?????" Mom: It's bedtime, you're tired, and Dottie needs you to snuggle with... G'nite, sleep tight... " Fiona: " Yaawwnn... OK Ma... g'nite!!!" Psssttt Dear Cwabby, help me pweeese!!!!
Last edited by Ladymagyver; 09/29/17 09:24 AM.
Dawn Be patient, and Trust your journey.... Grace Ruby Mom Dad Fiona, Dot and Stewie wish I could turn back time... Miss you
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: Stef333]
#1412655
10/24/17 10:43 AM
10/24/17 10:43 AM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 43,318 LittleRock, AR USA
KarenE
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LittleRock, AR USA
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Dear Sudsy Smile, Tell Mommy to buy you a toothbrush of your very own. Tell her it isn't nice to tell you Christmas will be here soon either You need a Spooky Halloween Toothbrush
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: TwoDog]
#1412689
10/25/17 07:00 PM
10/25/17 07:00 PM
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 13,979 Wisconsin
Feather
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Administrator
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Kimberley Feathers-Sweetie, Mister Peanut & Big Mack Fur-Guinan, Mr. Spock, T'Mir, Cho, Toothless, Maverick & Maharet T'Pol, Elizabeth & Curzon TY, TJ, Light Fury, Madison & T'Pring Forever in my heart, Gizmo, Tucker, Khayman and the rest of my babies over the
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: TwoDog]
#1412697
10/26/17 06:20 PM
10/26/17 06:20 PM
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Joined: Oct 2014
Posts: 4,306 SW Missouri USA
Ladymagyver
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SW Missouri USA
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Dawn Be patient, and Trust your journey.... Grace Ruby Mom Dad Fiona, Dot and Stewie wish I could turn back time... Miss you
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: TwoDog]
#1412707
10/27/17 05:02 PM
10/27/17 05:02 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 1,482 Belleville, IL
Hutch
Glider Slave
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Glider Slave
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 1,482
Belleville, IL
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Deer Cwabby:
Iz tried ta face hug as your sayed, but da furless-two-legged-slave kept stoppin’ me. ‘e alzo gave Merlin one of mi yoggies az he was blokkin me.
I dun like dis plan. I like m’yoggies. Has your nudder ting I can do? Mebbe one tat I keep m’yoggies?
Tanks - Still Slaveless in You-rope (Arthur)
Dearest Crabby,
I apologize for Arthur’s poor communication skills. I am afraid if it doesn’t involve treats, food, or sleep, he does not put much effort in to it. I have asked Merlin to try & teach him the courtly ways, alas, he is still upset at the pineapple piece Arthur stole from him the other night. I reminded him our servent provided him a replacement, but he still feels slighted.
I could use some advice too. My servent just hasn’t been present enough. Oh, he makes sure his minimum of duties are handled adaquetly, but I have been left to entertain myself & preen my own fur too much. As he has not seen fit to find us a second servent to take up his slack, I do not find this situation tolerable. I have tried to voice my objections, but he acts as if he doesn’t understand.
How do you think I can properly explain his failure to interact an acceptable amount without the repercussions that his royal pain-in-the… never mind, a lady should not speak that way. I would welcome the advice of one... oh, no, he’s coming back down & he believes we promised to leave his distracting-box alone (but we had our fingers crossed behind our backs; Merlin’s idea). I must go, now!
- Lonely At the Top
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: Terry]
#1412710
10/27/17 10:59 PM
10/27/17 10:59 PM
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389 Maryland
Terry
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389
Maryland
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Dear Crabby, momzy thinks shez so smart hahaha shez figurd out thatz wez getz out of ze cage and on momzys coputer so shez locking it up at waketime so wez can't getz on it but momzy makes big mistakes shez lefts the coputer on whenz she reapearz from beyond za room we'ves timed it so knowz when shez goes away beyond za room again and reapearz hahaha justs wants to lets you knows that. hahaha we'ves found deeze too momzy momzys always Crabby Fan Club
Last edited by Terry; 10/27/17 11:00 PM.
Lives with: 1 God 1 dog, (Willow) 1 Sugie, (Ollie) R.I.P. Lulu (2/28/12-10/13/17) R.I.P. Skadoosh (2/28/12-3/26/18)
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: Hutch]
#1413352
12/11/17 09:26 PM
12/11/17 09:26 PM
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389 Maryland
Terry
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,389
Maryland
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Here we go again So my Ollie boy asked me if I could help him with another letter to Dear Crabby. He says it's because I have shut them off the PC, but I don't know I fully trust them anyway. Me: Okay Olllie, what is it you wanted to ask Dear Crabby? Ollie: Momzy, I needz helps with something imporintent! Me: Well Ollie, you kind of have to tell me what exactly it is, okay? Ollie: Dear Crabby, I'z not happy with the amounts of food givens to us, Skadoosh says same. Me: Ollie, I'm offering you the correct amount of food you two should have. Ollie: Iz not enuf, we used to has more! Me: Ollie, that was for 3 gliders before, there are 2 of you now, so you're getting what 2 gliders should get. Ollie: Neverminds momzy, I'z not want to write Dear Crabbys anymore. Me: Are you sure? Okay then, I have to go, I have some things to do. Ollie: Hey momzy? Me: Yes Ollie: Canz you pleeze leaves the coputer open? Me:
Lives with: 1 God 1 dog, (Willow) 1 Sugie, (Ollie) R.I.P. Lulu (2/28/12-10/13/17) R.I.P. Skadoosh (2/28/12-3/26/18)
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Re: Dear Crabby
[Re: TwoDog]
#1413376
12/12/17 07:31 PM
12/12/17 07:31 PM
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 13,979 Wisconsin
Feather
Administrator
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Administrator
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Kimberley Feathers-Sweetie, Mister Peanut & Big Mack Fur-Guinan, Mr. Spock, T'Mir, Cho, Toothless, Maverick & Maharet T'Pol, Elizabeth & Curzon TY, TJ, Light Fury, Madison & T'Pring Forever in my heart, Gizmo, Tucker, Khayman and the rest of my babies over the
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