Posted By: TwoDog
Dear Crabby - 08/14/17 11:10 AM
DEAR CRABBY: My humans are dumb. I wantz yogies. But they jez wantz to grab me at with their big scary claws.
What dooz I do?
WIGGLY IN WASHINGTON
DEAR WIGGLY: Thanks for writing. Humans do love to grab, It's true. Training your human early is important. First thing, is to make them scared to grabz you.
Sometimes, just bite them for no reason at all. Their big paws are squishy and soft.
And save up lots of poop and pee--and pee in their big claws.
***Dear Crabby is not affiliated UEXPRESS.COM or any of its contributors. Dear Crabby is a fictional non-human character of questionable intelligence and judgement, and her advice is to be considered purely comedic.***
What dooz I do?
WIGGLY IN WASHINGTON
DEAR WIGGLY: Thanks for writing. Humans do love to grab, It's true. Training your human early is important. First thing, is to make them scared to grabz you.
Sometimes, just bite them for no reason at all. Their big paws are squishy and soft.
And save up lots of poop and pee--and pee in their big claws.
***Dear Crabby is not affiliated UEXPRESS.COM or any of its contributors. Dear Crabby is a fictional non-human character of questionable intelligence and judgement, and her advice is to be considered purely comedic.***