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#1000006 - 09/02/10 11:52 AM Glideritis is......
suggiemom1980 Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 13746
Loc: Vincennes, IN, USA
Carefully leaning over, so as to not smush the suggie in your bra, then realizing, you don't have a suggie in your bra!

Being threatened with being banned from Walmart if you take your gliders in again, taking them anyway, then covering any noises they make, by pretending it's your cell phone.

Feeling such an emptiness inside, when you can't hold your suggies, because you have to put them in their cage at night.

Planning your life around tent time and feeding them their dinner.
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812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues

SmallWorldSuggies

"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward"

"Glide free :rbridge: Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."

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#1000036 - 09/02/10 01:15 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Meg_n_Von Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 05/15/09
Posts: 12099
Loc: Vulcan, MO
I agree with so many of yours, Connie.

Glideritis is...

Not wearing any nail polish anymore because your afraid one of your gliders may chip a piece off and get sick.

Making a 50 minute trip to the next town over just to see if they have your gliders favorite fruit... then get there and realise they still don't have what you're looking for, lol. smile
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Sugar Exotics

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RIP David
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#1000060 - 09/02/10 02:14 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
DCMuffin Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/21/10
Posts: 28202
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro Area
Glideritis is......

Going to Target for something, then realizing you've only walked out with things for your monkeys!

Having your husband walk in the door each evening from work and reach out to touch your chest, asking "Packin' fuzz?" before giving you a hug hello.

Having never sewn in your life, but buying a $500 sewing machine so you can learn to make anything and everything you'd ever want for your monkeys.

Standing in line at the store, everyone staring at you while holding the top of your shirt open as you seemingly talk to your breasts....lol
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#1000075 - 09/02/10 03:02 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
johnsgirl02 Offline
Glider Explorer

Registered: 07/26/10
Posts: 234
Loc: SC
I love all of these. I'm glad I'm not the only one that does these things!
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New mom to 2 gliders, :grey: Zoey and Bandit :grey:

1- Loving Husband
2- Skin Kids
1- Dachshund named Pluto
1- Mastiff named Loki
1- gerbil named Tasha
Several fishies

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#1000084 - 09/02/10 03:50 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: DCMuffin]
suggiemom1980 Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 13746
Loc: Vincennes, IN, USA
Originally Posted By: DCMuffin
Glideritis is......



Standing in line at the store, everyone staring at you while holding the top of your shirt open as you seemingly talk to your breasts....lol



Guilty! LOL!
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Connie

812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues

SmallWorldSuggies

"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward"

"Glide free :rbridge: Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."

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#1000085 - 09/02/10 03:51 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
DCMuffin Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/21/10
Posts: 28202
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro Area
If you have bra babies, I find it hard to believe you're NOT guilty of this! roflmao
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#1000258 - 09/03/10 07:06 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
suggiemom1980 Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 13746
Loc: Vincennes, IN, USA
Don't let this thread stop here! Need more signs and symptoms of glideritis that we can all agree with or laugh about!
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Connie

812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues

SmallWorldSuggies

"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward"

"Glide free :rbridge: Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."

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#1000260 - 09/03/10 07:10 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
DCMuffin Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/21/10
Posts: 28202
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro Area
Really, if we don't get other responses, Connie and I will have to take over and post all of ours. Somehow, I have a feeling that some of you just might not want to hear ALL of them! roflmao
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#1000267 - 09/03/10 07:39 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Peeka02
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Glideritis is when your boss catches you reading Glider Central at work but instead of getting fired you are able to distract him with all the cool glider information you have learned here.

Glideritis is when your pet ferrets are running away from you because you keep trying to make them into bra babies.

Glideritis is when all your friends and family are telling you to just shut up and get some already!

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#1000269 - 09/03/10 07:47 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
berryanimalluvrs
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grin Thanks I think alot of these apply to me and what a fun way to start the day.

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#1000311 - 09/03/10 09:50 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: ]
rdobbie23 Offline
Glider Addict

Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 2819
Loc: Southern Virginia
You have glideritis when your suggies have more cage toys and fleece pouch than you do clothing! smile I would rathre spend the money on them, then me!
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Owned by:
4 suggies :leu: Sucre & :rtmo: Bijou
:wfb: Bubbles & :rtmo: Baby Girl

Valley bulldog: Chassis
American Bully: Dink
Doberman: Sheba (I did not name this dog!) I don't know why they named her after cat food.

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#1000343 - 09/03/10 10:17 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
heidi Offline
Glider Slave

Registered: 10/08/09
Posts: 1661
Loc: conway south carolina/ us
glider itus is when you have a whole 12 hrs off and make your boy friend drive almost two hrs away for a cage so you can sleep...

glider itus is going in walmart and comming out with a freezer, so your kids can have all there favorit fruits andveggies from the farmers market...first trip to farmers market,realize that freezer will never do need larger off to lowes i whent...lol


look around the house to see where next glider stuff can go .get storage shed to keep your stuff in so more glider stuff can come in


drive about an hour and half with fabric in hand um a garbage bag and list of special projects for gliders....thanks krys kritters..........


am so picky on cage designs i think i may be on a vender worning list(watch for this girl she is crazzy) thanks beladonas mom,toys by davie,heather,and all you others ..these are the most recent ive drove insaine
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#1000381 - 09/03/10 11:41 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Gizmogirl Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 13454
Loc: South Africa
Glideritis is when:

You use "I can't sleep" as an excuse just to have extra time in the glider room.

They have their own organic section in the fridge.

Your kids say: "I wish I was a glider"

When your family avoids you because they already know everything about sugar gliders as you already told them.

When your family doctor looks down your shirt before he greets you.

When you go to the shop to get bread but your eyes scan everything just to make sure there isn't something that the suggies will like.

When you replace your wife's picture on your desk at work with one of your gliders.

When a man (Casper) holds onto his chest so someone won't accidentally bump into his gliders.
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Casper & Liezl
:grey:Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog:grey:
A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language

RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013

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#1000383 - 09/03/10 11:43 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Gizmogirl Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 13454
Loc: South Africa
When someone stares at your chest while a glider's tail is sticking out and you say "what, never seen a woman grow chest hair?"
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Casper & Liezl
:grey:Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog:grey:
A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language

RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013

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#1000385 - 09/03/10 11:56 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
johnsgirl02 Offline
Glider Explorer

Registered: 07/26/10
Posts: 234
Loc: SC
Glideritis is when:

Your husband asks you if it's ok to eat any of the fruits or veggies out of the fridge because he knows they are probably for the gliders and he doesn't want to get in trouble.

When your husband see the UPS truck pull up and he automatically says "You got another package for the gliders."

When your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors office and everyone is looking at you like your crazy because your talking to your chest..and you don't care you just keep right on talking.
_________________________
New mom to 2 gliders, :grey: Zoey and Bandit :grey:

1- Loving Husband
2- Skin Kids
1- Dachshund named Pluto
1- Mastiff named Loki
1- gerbil named Tasha
Several fishies

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#1000388 - 09/03/10 11:59 AM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
DCMuffin Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/21/10
Posts: 28202
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro Area
When you have no desire to make dinner and instead, throw in a frozen pizza....then later that evening, you spend two hours cutting up fruits and veggies for a week's worth of glider food! roflmao
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#1000390 - 09/03/10 12:10 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Trigger Offline
Glider Addict

Registered: 10/07/07
Posts: 3970
Loc: Spring, Texas
your boobs bark

your purse crabs

everything is a potential toy part.

you spend 1/2 your life in a tent but you never go camping

you have every toy fisher price makes but you've never had a baby

the first section you hit at Walmart is the fabric dept, second toy dept, third produce and what you had on your REAL list will have to wait cuz you're broke

you make omelettes for the furr kids but the skin kids get cold cereal

chicken soup for the monkeys is home made and your family can have canned, scratch that they can eat Ramen noodle it's cheaper

your man is jealous because he is the last to get a peek down your shirt and he won't fit in your bra

The only kind of grooming you concern yourself with is overgrooming

Skin kids get a sniffle and you give them a tylenol cold and a tissue, glider gets a sniffle and you spend $300 and the night at the Glider ER
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kids Chance, Dylan, John, & Kayla
Skittles, Snupi, Snuki, Lucy, Shanu, Caspian, Ivy, Kalysta, Kaliya, Santee, Cheyenne, Apache, Comanche, Twirpy, Meribelle, Santeria, Shyamalan, Sebastian, Zoey, Naira & Katsu
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#1000391 - 09/03/10 12:13 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
DCMuffin Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 03/21/10
Posts: 28202
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro Area
Jennifer wins! roflmao
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#1000392 - 09/03/10 12:13 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Trigger Offline
Glider Addict

Registered: 10/07/07
Posts: 3970
Loc: Spring, Texas
And the most annoying of all...

it's time to go play with kiddos means tent time not monopoly.
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kids Chance, Dylan, John, & Kayla
Skittles, Snupi, Snuki, Lucy, Shanu, Caspian, Ivy, Kalysta, Kaliya, Santee, Cheyenne, Apache, Comanche, Twirpy, Meribelle, Santeria, Shyamalan, Sebastian, Zoey, Naira & Katsu
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#1000394 - 09/03/10 12:18 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Gizmogirl Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 13454
Loc: South Africa
roflmao roflmao roflmao Yes yes yes to you Jen!!
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Casper & Liezl
:grey:Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog:grey:
A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language

RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013

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#1000395 - 09/03/10 12:20 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Shelley
Unregistered


I am just developing glideritis, and I love all these! I think I will fit right in!

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#1000413 - 09/03/10 01:21 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: Gizmogirl]
GliderNursery Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 09/14/07
Posts: 20049
Loc: North Central Ohio
Originally Posted By: Gizmogirl
Glideritis is when:


When you replace your wife's picture on your desk at work with one of your gliders.


OMG that is hilarious!!
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#1000434 - 09/03/10 02:16 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
heidi Offline
Glider Slave

Registered: 10/08/09
Posts: 1661
Loc: conway south carolina/ us
I love this post..

Glideritis is when you take the gliders out for a ride & leave BF home..

Tom


Edited by heidi (09/03/10 02:21 PM)
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#1000437 - 09/03/10 02:24 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Peeka02
Unregistered


roflmao roflmao Glideritis is when you have bookmarked this page in your browser for easy access.

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#1000461 - 09/03/10 03:38 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
josefine Offline
Glider Addict

Registered: 08/17/08
Posts: 2713
Loc: Perry, Iowa
i remember once someone else mentioned that this is glideritis when we have to move the mealies in the fridge to get to the butter!!!
the gliders have more toys now than the actual kids had growing up.
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2014 4 St
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515/321-6081cell#
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#1000504 - 09/03/10 06:26 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: Trigger]
Meg_n_Von Offline
Glideritis Anonymous

Registered: 05/15/09
Posts: 12099
Loc: Vulcan, MO
Originally Posted By: Trigger
And the most annoying of all...

it's time to go play with kiddos means tent time not monopoly.


Too funny!
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Megan & LaVaughn

Sugar Exotics

:bb: Kira :grey: Sadie - Neal :wfb: Pip - Violet :rtmo: Logan - Charli - Tyler - Seamus :plat: Chloe - Cas :leu: Boone

RIP David
Your life was short lived, but your memory will last forever.

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#1000543 - 09/03/10 08:55 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
Feather Offline
Administrator

Registered: 01/19/08
Posts: 12063
Loc: Wisconsin
Glideritis is:

Glider Central is your home page.

The smell of dead skunk on the highway reminds you of the little joeys that skunked you last night.

You have two freezers in the house and one is just for the gliders.

The sugar gliders eat more fruits and veggies than the 5 adults living in the house.

You have to go to glider central at work and show everyone the cute pictures in the glider of the week contest.

You have severe glider withdrawals on the two days work each week.

You wear really baggy clothes to hide all the bonding pouches your wearing.
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Forever in my heart, Gizmo, Tucker and the rest of my babies over the :rbridge:


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#1000573 - 09/03/10 10:45 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
heidi Offline
Glider Slave

Registered: 10/08/09
Posts: 1661
Loc: conway south carolina/ us
Glideritis is:
When you start saying hey you, come here to them cause you can't remember their names!!

You have to move the dressers out of the bedroom to make room for more glider cages!!



Edited by heidi (09/03/10 10:47 PM)
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#1000586 - 09/03/10 11:29 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: suggiemom1980]
josefine Offline
Glider Addict

Registered: 08/17/08
Posts: 2713
Loc: Perry, Iowa
strangers look @ you funny, & friends walk away from you, b/c you are constantly caressing the babies in your bra where ever you go. i do this w/o thinking all the time!!! smile smile
one time i was @ a friends house, & we were playing cards.the friend knew i was packing, but 2 other friends joined us, & it was really [censored] them out, they couldn't believe i would just sit there & rub my boobs!! i brought my girls out, & everything was fine after that!!!! smile smile smile


Edited by josefine (09/03/10 11:33 PM)
Edit Reason: fixed sentencing
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Larry & Josefine Vodenik
2014 4 St
Perry,Iowa50220
515/321-6081cell#
j.vodenik@hotmail.com

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#1001390 - 09/06/10 05:54 PM Re: Glideritis is...... [Re: josefine]
Trigger Offline
Glider Addict

Registered: 10/07/07
Posts: 3970
Loc: Spring, Texas
Originally Posted By: josefine
strangers look @ you funny, & friends walk away from you, b/c you are constantly caressing the babies in your bra where ever you go. i do this w/o thinking all the time!!! smile smile
one time i was @ a friends house, & we were playing cards.the friend knew i was packing, but 2 other friends joined us, & it was really [censored] them out, they couldn't believe i would just sit there & rub my boobs!! i brought my girls out, & everything was fine after that!!!! smile smile smile


A friend of mine Toni got some poor hubby smacked in Walmart because his wife caught him staring as she rubbed her "boobs"

Bra mommas have to be careful, y'all are gonna get some poor guy beat down in public!
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