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#1411557 - 08/14/17 06:10 AM Dear Crabby
TwoDog Offline
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Registered: 12/28/15
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DEAR CRABBY: My humans are dumb. I wantz yogies. But they jez wantz to grab me at with their big scary claws.

What dooz I do?

WIGGLY IN WASHINGTON


DEAR WIGGLY: Thanks for writing. Humans do love to grab, It's true. Training your human early is important. First thing, is to make them scared to grabz you.
Sometimes, just bite them for no reason at all. Their big paws are squishy and soft.
And save up lots of poop and pee--and pee in their big claws.

***Dear Crabby is not affiliated UEXPRESS.COM or any of its contributors. Dear Crabby is a fictional non-human character of questionable intelligence and judgement, and her advice is to be considered purely comedic.***



Edited by TwoDog (08/14/17 06:11 AM)

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#1411558 - 08/14/17 08:15 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
sugarfluff Offline
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:funny: Love it! It's too true. Thanks for the early morning laugh Two Dog :rofl2:
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#1411559 - 08/14/17 08:37 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Stef333 Offline
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DEAR CRABBY: I've fallen in luvz wit the glider next door, but I'm so shy! He iz so well groomed and his butt smellz so good, but I just freeze up whenever he'z around.

How do I tellz Arrow that I want to share hiz pouch...?

WINKLES IN WUV
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#1411561 - 08/14/17 11:34 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Hutch Offline
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You two are hilarious!
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#1411562 - 08/14/17 01:11 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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DEAR WINKLES: The best way to start is to get some of his food. Eet his food, and soon your butt will smell like his butt. He will like this.
When the moon shines, and your mommy time comez he will want to make babiez with you.
Also poop a lot in places where you know he likes to go. Your poopz will remind him of your smell.
This will make him happy and he will want to make babiez with you more.


***Dear Crabby is not affiliated UEXPRESS.COM or any of its contributors. Dear Crabby is a fictional non-human character of questionable intelligence and judgement, and her advice is to be considered purely comedic.***


Edited by TwoDog (08/14/17 01:12 PM)

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#1411564 - 08/14/17 01:57 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Terry Online   grin
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Registered: 04/29/12
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Oh what fun! Can anyone play? I think my Ollie may have a question for Dear Crabby, I'd like to help him out with his letter.
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#1411565 - 08/14/17 03:57 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Hutch Offline
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Originally Posted By: TwoDog
Your poopz will remind him of your smell.


*blink* *blink*
That's umm... so... ... ...romantic?
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#1411567 - 08/14/17 06:28 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Feather Online   sleep
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shakehead
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#1411576 - 08/15/17 07:25 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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Yes, please send your questions to Dear Crabby :-)

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#1411583 - 08/15/17 04:28 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Terry Online   grin
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Registered: 04/29/12
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Loc: Maryland
Great, thanks!
It went like this. I got off work early and decided to try catching up on some pc things. Up wakes Ollie, it's not unusual for him to wake up around 5, but normally goes back to sleep for another hour or so. He still likes to be the first one up for feeding time. So I'm on the computer (right next to the cage).

Ollie: Momz! You home momz?

Me: Yes Ollie, momz got off work early today.

Ollie: I'z hungry momz.

Me: Yes I'm sure, I'll feed you in a little bit, still too early. Hey, btw, you know that forum I post pics of you'all on? Well they have a new columnist, and advice columnist to help give advice to furbutts like you to ask a question you might want help on how to resolve it. Anyway, I notice you seem to have some issue with feeding time and was wondering if you'd like to ask a question that you'd like some help with, I'll help you write it. So would you?

Ollie: Yeeaaz pleaze!

Me: Okay, Ollie, the colomnist name is Dear Crabby, so let's begin with that.

Ollie: Hu-man joke?

Me: No Ollie, no joke, it's Dear Crabby.

Ollie: Dear Crabby, How do you get your momz to give you food earlier?

Me: Ollie, this is your question you need help with?

Ollie: Yeeaaz, it-is.

Me: We've been over this Ol, momz can't feed you until after I get home from work, there's nothing anyone can say to help with that.

Ollie: I'z like to change my question pleaze.

Me: Okay, go on.

Ollie: Dear Crabby, I live with two girls and they like to take food from each other and me. I now chaze'em away, but I just want all the da green beans to myself. How can I keep the girls from eating my green beans?

Thank you,
Hungry Behind Bars

Me: shakehead Okay Ollie, but you really have to share.

Ollie: Can momz give me food now?

Me: Yes, Ollie.



Edited by Terry (08/15/17 04:30 PM)
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#1411614 - 08/17/17 09:50 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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Loc: Pacific NW
DEAR HUNGRY: Green beanz are yummy! And green beanz are good for you. Boy-gliders shouldz give all their green beanz to girl gliders!

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#1411615 - 08/17/17 01:37 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Terry Online   grin
Serious Glideritis

Registered: 04/29/12
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Loc: Maryland
Ollie: cry

Me: Dear Crabby, Thank you, Hungry was too upset to say thank you for reply.

Ollie, you are so dramatic shakehead
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#1411617 - 08/17/17 02:05 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Loc: SW Missouri
rofl :lol:

This is fun!!! I wish I could mimic my girls so well!!!
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#1411619 - 08/18/17 05:34 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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DEAR CRABBY: My little zister start an advice column on the webz. But she is mean and givz zelfish advise on the sharing of yummiez. Doez she wantz Daddy-Tree to know who it waz that atez hiz Barry Mainlow recordz?

ARIA IN YOURZ POUCH

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#1411620 - 08/18/17 05:41 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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Loc: Pacific NW
DEAR ARIA: ITz my turn onz da computer. GO AWAY!

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#1411621 - 08/18/17 05:47 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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Registered: 12/28/15
Posts: 511
Loc: Pacific NW
Guys you are logged in as Daddy-Tree! Log off now!

Arrow

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#1411623 - 08/18/17 07:29 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Terry Online   grin
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Registered: 04/29/12
Posts: 5022
Loc: Maryland
:roflmao2: dying here!!!!
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#1411626 - 08/18/17 09:53 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Stef333 Offline
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Registered: 11/09/16
Posts: 251
Loc: Free Like the Wind!
This is the danger of small mammals with opposable thumbs. You just can't keep them off the internet. wink
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#1411629 - 08/18/17 10:21 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Feather Online   sleep
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Registered: 01/19/08
Posts: 12108
Loc: Wisconsin
Hide your credit and debit cards, I caught Tucker trying to activate one of mine a few years ago.


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#1411630 - 08/19/17 02:13 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Feather]
Ladymagyver Offline
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Loc: SW Missouri
Originally Posted By: Feather
Hide your credit and debit cards, I caught Tucker trying to activate one of mine a few years ago.

:jump2: What a little man he was!
Didn't he flirt with the girls at Joann's? I'm sure he tried to help pick out fleece too!
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#1411633 - 08/19/17 10:17 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Feather Online   sleep
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Registered: 01/19/08
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I think he flirted with everyone! Plus he got us great deals at Joann Fabrics. Like fleece for 2.99 a yard, which was supposed to be an online only thing, but the email they sent me didn't say that, plus the guy gave us an additional 20% off of everything that day. We spent about 160.00 and had a savings of 6 to 700.00.
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#1411649 - 08/22/17 08:40 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Stef333 Offline
Glider Explorer

Registered: 11/09/16
Posts: 251
Loc: Free Like the Wind!
Now there's a glider earning his keep! I wonder if I can train Yoda to flirt for discounts... wink
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#1411655 - 08/22/17 10:27 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Stef333]
Hutch Offline
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Registered: 11/10/15
Posts: 922
Loc: Heinsberg, Germany
Originally Posted By: Stef333
Now there's a glider earning his keep! I wonder if I can train Yoda to flirt for discounts... wink
:rofl2:
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#1411848 - 09/02/17 04:11 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: Hutch]
Terry Online   grin
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Registered: 04/29/12
Posts: 5022
Loc: Maryland
Dear Crabby, my momz do not know I'z on here, so I haz to typez fastez. I amz still very angriez at you for anzwer on giving my green beanz to my girl glider mates. I'z do not like this anzwer, so please send better, new anzwer, so I amz not be angriez anymore.

Thank you,
Still Hungry Behind Bars
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#1411850 - 09/02/17 05:27 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Dearw Cwabby,

My MA sayz we don' get no mo corwn after dis batch... I not happy. But MA says Dottie might share better if'n we don' eat it no mo...

I hear her talkn' 'bout a bigger cage too... She ain' got no bidniss doin' dat!!!!

Dottie say she gonna move inta' Ma's draw-eer's drawer if'n she do!!! Dat fine wit me!!! I jes' move into Ma's bed pillow... she don' know I dun foun' dat hole where the stuffins' came out...

Pleas help me! Too much change!!! I gonna die!!!

Scared and hungry!
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#1411868 - 09/03/17 08:52 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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Registered: 12/28/15
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Loc: Pacific NW
DEAR HUNGRY: I'z sorry for bad answer. I'z sorry youz are mad. I gotz a better answer! When your humanz come to give youz the yumies, you sneaks out and pee on allz day green beanz! Then your sisterz think they are bad...and don't likez green beanz anymore. Then youz get all youz want!




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Edited by TwoDog (09/03/17 09:00 AM)

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#1411870 - 09/03/17 08:59 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
TwoDog Offline
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DEAR SCARED AND HUNGRY: Humanz are dumb. You need to let yourz mommy-tree know dat youz are mad. Da bezt way iz to poop and pee on dem--right down dee backs of der neck. It'z good spot--makes dem dance and make funny noizes!





***Dear Crabby is not affiliated UEXPRESS.COM or any of its contributors. Dear Crabby is a fictional non-human character of questionable intelligence and judgement, and her advice is to be considered purely comedic.***


Edited by TwoDog (09/03/17 09:05 AM)

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#1411878 - 09/03/17 03:49 PM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
Terry Online   grin
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Registered: 04/29/12
Posts: 5022
Loc: Maryland
Originally Posted By: TwoDog
DEAR HUNGRY: I'z sorry for bad answer. I'z sorry youz are mad. I gotz a better answer! When your humanz come to give youz the yumies, you sneaks out and pee on allz day green beanz! Then your sisterz think they are bad...and don't likez green beanz anymore. Then youz get all youz want!


Dear Crabby, Thaaanx you!!!!!!!!! I'z not angriez now, Gotz a go, momz is coming, hurry, hurry back to cage!

Hungry Behind Bars------ruuunz!



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Edited by Terry (09/03/17 03:50 PM)
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#1411883 - 09/04/17 04:19 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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Originally Posted By: TwoDog
DEAR SCARED AND HUNGRY: Humanz are dumb. You need to let yourz mommy-tree know dat youz are mad. Da bezt way iz to poop and pee on dem--right down dee backs of der neck. It'z good spot--makes dem dance and make funny noizes!





***Dear Crabby is not affiliated UEXPRESS.COM or any of its contributors. Dear Crabby is a fictional non-human character of questionable intelligence and judgement, and her advice is to be considered purely comedic.***




Dearw Cwabby,

Ha! Are kiddin' me?? I do Dat all da time!!! She don like it one bit... Das Ok, I got dis... I poo-ed on her bed and she sat in it!!! Day got brown sheets!!!! Bwaa ha ha!!! Bes' part she tink Dottie did it!!!!
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#1411894 - 09/05/17 02:18 AM Re: Dear Crabby [Re: TwoDog]
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DEAR CRABBY: Athena, You are too young to play on the webz. All your advice iz about poop. I'm tellin' Daddy-Tree that you are on da webz.

ARIA IN YOURZ POUCH

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