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Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage!

Posted By: TwoDog

Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/06/16 12:06 PM

"Hey man, what did you do Friday night? We went out and had some drinks and ran into these cute girls at the bar."

"I zipped myself up into a nylon tent with a bunch of hungry rats."

"Uh...wow...that sounds...great...?"

"Yeah. Wasn't so bad last night. They bite me a lot less if I'm wearing a sweatshirt covered in their feces."

"...oh...yeah...? Um...cool. The food at the bar was really good. Cajun pizza and french silk pie after. What did you have?"

"I had pop-tarts and ramen."

"...And what did the um, rats, have?"

"Oh, they had a 10-part organic salad, with a side of nutritionally-balanced reconstituted nectar imported from Australia. Then some chicken and organic berries--and some live insects that I keep in my refrigerator next to the 11-dollar per quart organic free range yogurt."

"Wow."

"Yeah I know. 11 bucks a quart!"

"No...I mean...wow."

"Yeah. Hey, I have to run. My boss wants to talk to me about falling asleep at my desk or something like that...."

"Ok, man...hey...take off the sweatshirt."

"OH yeah...hehe...right."


TWO WORDS....TINFOIL HAT!
Posted By: KarenE

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/06/16 02:18 PM

:rofl2:
Posted By: Hamby360

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/06/16 02:45 PM

LOL!!!
Posted By: Takaia

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/06/16 07:27 PM

rofl
Posted By: Terry

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/06/16 09:13 PM

:rofl2: Knee slap'n funny!!

A whole new meaning to a wild night life!
Posted By: Feather

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/07/16 06:09 AM

:rofl2:
Posted By: sugiemom1408

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/07/16 09:18 AM

you had me ROTFL :rofl2: I hear ya loud and clear, the animals eat butter than I do too. Anymore stories like that please share.

sugiemom to Stuart :grey:
Posted By: Hutch

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/07/16 10:03 AM

rofl clap :fall: :rofl2: :roflmao: :roflmao2:

This totally made my day!!!!! Thanks!
Posted By: Miss007e

Re: Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 03/11/16 04:42 PM

LOL rofl

That is hilarious because it's true...
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