Posted By: TwoDog
Glider Mind Control Causes Long term Cerebral Damage! - 02/06/16 12:06 PM
"Hey man, what did you do Friday night? We went out and had some drinks and ran into these cute girls at the bar."
"I zipped myself up into a nylon tent with a bunch of hungry rats."
"Uh...wow...that sounds...great...?"
"Yeah. Wasn't so bad last night. They bite me a lot less if I'm wearing a sweatshirt covered in their feces."
"...oh...yeah...? Um...cool. The food at the bar was really good. Cajun pizza and french silk pie after. What did you have?"
"I had pop-tarts and ramen."
"...And what did the um, rats, have?"
"Oh, they had a 10-part organic salad, with a side of nutritionally-balanced reconstituted nectar imported from Australia. Then some chicken and organic berries--and some live insects that I keep in my refrigerator next to the 11-dollar per quart organic free range yogurt."
"Wow."
"Yeah I know. 11 bucks a quart!"
"No...I mean...wow."
"Yeah. Hey, I have to run. My boss wants to talk to me about falling asleep at my desk or something like that...."
"Ok, man...hey...take off the sweatshirt."
"OH yeah...hehe...right."
TWO WORDS....TINFOIL HAT!
"I zipped myself up into a nylon tent with a bunch of hungry rats."
"Uh...wow...that sounds...great...?"
"Yeah. Wasn't so bad last night. They bite me a lot less if I'm wearing a sweatshirt covered in their feces."
"...oh...yeah...? Um...cool. The food at the bar was really good. Cajun pizza and french silk pie after. What did you have?"
"I had pop-tarts and ramen."
"...And what did the um, rats, have?"
"Oh, they had a 10-part organic salad, with a side of nutritionally-balanced reconstituted nectar imported from Australia. Then some chicken and organic berries--and some live insects that I keep in my refrigerator next to the 11-dollar per quart organic free range yogurt."
"Wow."
"Yeah I know. 11 bucks a quart!"
"No...I mean...wow."
"Yeah. Hey, I have to run. My boss wants to talk to me about falling asleep at my desk or something like that...."
"Ok, man...hey...take off the sweatshirt."
"OH yeah...hehe...right."
TWO WORDS....TINFOIL HAT!