ok how does everyone keep their glider from escaping? Ive seen pictures of gliders out in the yard just relaxing. I would be scared to death my glider would be gone. How do you get your gliders to stay in a shirt pocket without jumping out? is this part of the bonding process or are people just lucky?

Yes when your gliders are bonded to you and tend to stay on you if when they run off you, you place them back on yourself. I would reccommend a zippered bonding pouch and not let them outside without being in an enclosed area. I personnaly would not feel safe with my gliders out side without being in a pouch.

I get scared every time my glider jumps off me and on the floor. They are fast little guys!!

It does depend on the bond. I have two gliders that I hand raised and they love being in my shirt. I have even gone on a bicycle ride with them in there and they didn't go anywhere. I would never even think about doing that with some of my other babies though as their bond is just not the same.