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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200625
12/05/11 08:34 PM
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 360 Southern Illinois
rach
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Glider Lover
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Posts: 360
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If you get peed on and say YEA and then you say oh well it doesn't smell and I need to go to the store so you take them with you and go thru a drive thru just to get chicken for them.
Last edited by rach; 12/05/11 08:35 PM.
Raychell Stayton My Daria Maddox Nadia Sampson
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200652
12/05/11 09:36 PM
12/05/11 09:36 PM
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Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
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......when they pee on you and you not only listen for hissing/huffing, but actually smell the pee to make sure it smells 'right'!
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200657
12/05/11 09:51 PM
12/05/11 09:51 PM
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Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 223 Joppa, Maryland
holelottaRosie
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Joppa, Maryland
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hahaha...what does it smell like when It's "Right" ????
Gary Servant to Mia & Rosie Delilah Piper,Phoebe and Paige "The Charmed Ones" My Connie babies Liam & Lilith And Sparrow 3 Kitties Jazzy,Angus and Clyde..We miss you Ashley 1 Adorable Basset Hound Puppy "Zelda The Great" 1 Adorable Wife Celia "The Boss"
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200671
12/05/11 10:11 PM
12/05/11 10:11 PM
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Vincennes, IN, USA
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LOL! Actually, it just smells like normal pee. it's when it smells really strong that I know something isn't right.
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200675
12/05/11 10:15 PM
12/05/11 10:15 PM
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Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 223 Joppa, Maryland
holelottaRosie
Glider Explorer
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Glider Explorer
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Gotcha...normal pee...lol
Gary Servant to Mia & Rosie Delilah Piper,Phoebe and Paige "The Charmed Ones" My Connie babies Liam & Lilith And Sparrow 3 Kitties Jazzy,Angus and Clyde..We miss you Ashley 1 Adorable Basset Hound Puppy "Zelda The Great" 1 Adorable Wife Celia "The Boss"
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200685
12/05/11 10:25 PM
12/05/11 10:25 PM
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glidercrazy
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glidercrazy
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I love this tread!!
-When you hear your kids telling thier friends "No we can't eat that its for Moms gliders" -When you try to talk your sons into wearing a sports bra so you can get a shower. (tried this when I was hand feeding a joey) -When my house is a mess with glider toy making supplies and that is now the normal look. -when you start getting rid of furniture so more cages will fit in the livingroom -when you start dreaming of the kids moving out so you can turn there rooms into glider rooms.
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200692
12/05/11 10:36 PM
12/05/11 10:36 PM
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Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,280 Ohio
LiveInTheMoment
Glider Slave
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Glider Slave
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,280
Ohio
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I wanna read more keep 'em coming
Erika (AKA ProudParent) & my kids: Suggie Rocky Killara Willoughby
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1200929
12/06/11 12:11 PM
12/06/11 12:11 PM
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 213 Oklahoma
mae
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Glider Explorer
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Posts: 213
Oklahoma
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When you forget about facebook and farmville and head straight to glider central because you might miss an important post. You have people's names listed on your cell phone for emergency glider calls that you have never spoken to and list all their last names as glider so you dont accidently send junk texts that you would send to everyone else. when you scare the livin daylights out of the clerk at the store because the baby in your bra or pouch starts to crab when you move the wrong way and wake the lil fuzzbutt up (happend to me at petco, i thought the clerk was gonna evacuate the cubical.) when your mom falls in love with your fuzzbutts and she spends 4 hours sewing a very eleborate purse with removable bonding pouch and built in glider safe handwarmer kit and extra pockets for toys and food. OH even better... when your boyfriend who refuses to wear any hint of pink on anything for any reason because its unmanly, offers to wear the bright pink flowered bonding pouch to the store so you can do the shopping without hurting anyone, and he wears it outside his shirt.
Zoey Ali willow Wann :dog: Duke & Cain :kitty: Callico J Cat & Boo & Uno Roman A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet woman is hatching a plan!
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201001
12/06/11 01:33 PM
12/06/11 01:33 PM
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Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 1,094 Brooksville, Florida
SugarBattyPatty
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Now if my Mom starts doing that stuff for my gliders.....Well I would be so stunned I wouldn't know what to do.....She refers to them as expensive cat food. Imagine.......
SugarBattyPatty AKA Pat Mommy to: Sparky and Precious Gizmo There is no sin in being ignorant, there is in remaining ignorant.
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201051
12/06/11 02:52 PM
12/06/11 02:52 PM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,342 Inman, SC
Johannasgliders
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...When your husband gives you a pat down to see is you have gliders on you before you go in somewhere with him. (he may do this just for fun. also, if I have one he knows we will be there a long time) ...When you tell the kid if they want to come home they can sleep in the garage cause the gliders have their room. ...When your eating out and you start thinking, "WOW! the gliders would sure love some of that." ...When the clerk gets scared by your glider, the mgr ask you to leave and your so upset cause He Only LOOKED at HER.
"While I Breath, I Hope."
Johanna Johanna's Gliders and Rescue Gliders and Designs by Johanna
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201076
12/06/11 03:39 PM
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Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,560 Long Island, NY
yiyo
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
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Posts: 7,560
Long Island, NY
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...when you used to get up at 5:30am to go to the gym and then work, and now you get up at 4:00am to have playtime with them FIRST....
Alyssa
"Moving on is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard."
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201078
12/06/11 03:43 PM
12/06/11 03:43 PM
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Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 365 Highland NY
midnight
Glider Lover
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Glider Lover
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Posts: 365
Highland NY
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when you are too much of a wuss to touch worms until you have to feed your pets mealies. Ill touch mealies with no problem now
Home of the Suggie Ninjas: Rayne Luka Binx and Kaylie
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: cke]
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12/06/11 03:47 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 832 Richmond, VA
Dwiizie
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After a thread on here during thanksgiving I have a new one..I'm obsessed with:
When all you think about is "do I have enough HPW complete to get through the Holiday" and not even caring that I haven't even thought of a Holiday meal for the humans! LOL (which reminds me..time to order more! and yes, they do eat better than me) HAHAHA!!! I was down to my last single serving when the package arrived the next day (earlier than "scheduled"!) When you find yourself about to head out, only to reach the door and say "Whoop! Forgot to put the girls away!" When people ask if you're pregnant/when you're due, you explain "Marsupials on board" REALLY!?!?!?!?!!!!!?????? "Yes really... four of them." REALLY!?!?!?!?!??!?! "Yes, really. Wanna seeee?" >:-) When people always think you have children when you talk about your babies, and when you leave early citing the want to get home before the girls wake up (they think you're a bad parent too LOL) People think you do magic because every now and then a strip of bright patterned fleece comes out of your sleeve/pocket/pants leg/etc when you were looking for wallet/keys/something normal. Everyone thinks the sling purse is cute, where'd I get it? LOL! You not only think of suggies when you see toys, but think "Pixie would like that, but Posie will probably just try to rip it apart" Your paypal "history" is a line of sugar shame you went beyond your means to acquire (I'm paying it off....) You wish you could "collect 'em all" in terms of the color variations. You refer to friends your other friends don't know as "your Glider people" You dream about your gliders, have nightmares of them escaping (I dreamt mine got out, and somehow were around my cats, and while I was trying to get the cats away, one of the gliders fell in a toilet...I woke up trying to scoop her out. Horrible!!!!!!!) And to a point made previously, your toilet lids are always down. Sometimes you check after guests have used the restroom, and you always worry they think you're investigating whatever they did in your bathroom, when really, you just wanna make sure the lid is down. This is fun lol. I'm not the crafty type, I don't get all sew happy in the fabric stores *snicker*
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: Dwiizie]
#1201184
12/06/11 08:11 PM
12/06/11 08:11 PM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,342 Inman, SC
Johannasgliders
Glider Slave
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Glider Slave
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[quote=cke] You refer to friends your other friends don't know as "your Glider people"
That's the one right there. My husband say, " You've been on that computer forever. What are you doing? " " Just talking to The Glider People. "
"While I Breath, I Hope."
Johanna Johanna's Gliders and Rescue Gliders and Designs by Johanna
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201441
12/07/11 09:47 AM
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Posts: 4,108 Phoenix AZ
chattrbabe
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Glider Addict
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When your glider people text tone is a glider sound and you keep checking to see who is crabbing or barking, only to discover that you have a new text message.... When you go to give the other half a kiss, and he pulls your top down....to check for gliders..... When the only poop or pee you smell, is what is on your arm. You only pay attention to the color and texture of poop now, because of gliders... When you are awake nearly 24 hours, making that last toy juuuuuust perfect for an exchange buddy When you hear the sound that makes your friends go "Oh my gosh it sounds like someone just broke in!" in a low voice, and snicker to yourself because you know it's the gliders tearing apart their new toys..... When the only reason you even have a phone or facebook is for glider people.... When your nailpolish doesn't clash with their fur for pictures.... When you go through and rid yourself of a 50 gallon bag of random glider stuff, just to buy / make more!!! When your family does their yearly christmas ornament, and yours has been a glider or glider head... for the past 5 years..... When you can't have too many wheels, dishes, ice cube trays or ziplocs and Gliders are the only reason these items are even IN your home..... When you are in walmart and scuttle to the bathroom, to let your glider pee.... When you go into a smoke shop to buy 3 gram scales ($20 with a bowl and they take AA batteries? heck yes!!!) and get a look from the guy behind the counter, following a question of, "So, uh... what you doing with all these?..... these down here are smaller you know.. much more inconspicuous if you know what I mean....." . The look only worsens when you say "No, I don't know what you mean because they're for small animals". When you go from painting renaissance styled paintings...to gliders, or having a hint of gliders somewhere in the painting.
Ash
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: chattrbabe]
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12/07/11 01:27 PM
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Posts: 183 Spartanburg, SC, USA
Abbey
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[quote=chattrbabe] When you go into a smoke shop to buy 3 gram scales ($20 with a bowl and they take AA batteries? heck yes!!!) and get a look from the guy behind the counter, following a question of, "So, uh... what you doing with all these?..... these down here are smaller you know.. much more inconspicuous if you know what I mean....." . The look only worsens when you say "No, I don't know what you mean because they're for small animals". I laughed so hard at this!! If you know what I mean....
Amanda Proud mommy of: Abbey and Lady--Blonde Cocker Spaniels & Ophelia (Ofi) Mairead (Mai) Yoda Nymphadora (Nym) Chewee Madam Rosmerta (Rose)
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201530
12/07/11 02:37 PM
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Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 56 Wisconsin
Rel_C
Out of Pouch
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Out of Pouch
Joined: Oct 2011
Posts: 56
Wisconsin
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...When you can't sleep without having the smell of your gliders around you. (I steal one of their blankies when I have to leave them and cuddle with that) ...When your shopping and your friend sees something and says "Oh that looks neat". Then you look at it and say you dont think your suggies would like that.
*Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.* The 3 biggest brats there ever was Marty Ike Clara
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201583
12/07/11 04:35 PM
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Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 2,720 Perry, Iowa
josefine
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Glider Addict
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Posts: 2,720
Perry, Iowa
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My best one that I remember reading from the last time this was done: When you have to move the mealies to get to the butter.
Larry & Josefine Vodenik 2014 4 St Perry,Iowa50220 515/321-6081cell# j.vodenik@hotmail.com
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201620
12/07/11 05:42 PM
12/07/11 05:42 PM
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Joined: Apr 2011
Posts: 267 Virginia
Sami
Glider Explorer
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Glider Explorer
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Posts: 267
Virginia
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I'm guilty of all the following: When your Christmas gifts from your family are a sugar glider wheel you ordered yourself and custom PVC fittings to build a bigger, better glider cage (and I can't WAIT these parts to get started on that cage!!) When you go out to eat at a buffet and bring home a pocket full of grapes and veggies (guilty, last night!) When you bought a sewing machine and learned to sew JUST for gliders. (I'm broken hearted that gliders aren't 'yarn-safe' critters, I knit furiously!) When you fuss at your friends and family for smoking when you're around them because you have gliders with you When you're super short tempered about people bumping into you at stores because they could harm the gliders down your shirt (grrr....) You've been to Walmart and picked out EXACTLY 21 green beans, by hand, while everyone in the produce aisle thought you were bonkers... well sorry, it was fresh green bean week!
Mommy of four suggies! <3 Navi , Meeka , our rescue girl, Cinnamon , and leu baby Gabriel
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201624
12/07/11 05:55 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 187 Vermont, USA
Taryn
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Glider Explorer
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Vermont, USA
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-when you spend more time researching gliders on finals week than you do researching your exam questions!
-when the only reason you are excited about Christmas is that once its over you are going to buy gliders with your Christmas money
-when you feel the need to show anyone and everyone your gliders on your iPhone wallpaper, etc.
-when you start buying fruits and veggies that you never thought you'd like yourself but wanted to be able to share with the gliders
-when the thought of being peed on makes you feel special and welcomed lol
Beloved boyfriend: Dan Chihuahuas: Halle (6) and Heidi (1) Am. Staff. Terrier: Chanel (6) Cichlids: Biggz, Walter, Doodles, Waffle, Monster, Domino ...and 2 baby SUGGIES! Luxe & Vuitton (Adopted 12/29/11)
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: Taryn]
#1201631
12/07/11 06:19 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 652 Kentucky
Merissa
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Glider Guardian
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Posts: 652
Kentucky
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-when the only reason you are excited about Christmas is that once its over you are going to buy gliders with your Christmas money
You are so right on that one!! My grandad asked what I was getting the gliders for chrismas..I was like it depends on how much christmas money I get because that goes for them lol.
-When people come over and my grandad is like "Ohh shut that door! Lauren kids are out. HER KIDS? She has KIDS? lol. Its too funny!
I love my Speedy, Roxy, Chance,Isabella and Gabriella:)
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: kitsune]
#1201646
12/07/11 06:56 PM
12/07/11 06:56 PM
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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....when instead of showing off your new iPhone, you're going thru the hundreds of photos you have, showing off your gliders, to ANYONE who will look at them.
.....when now and then, a pic of someone in your skin family pops up and you hurriedly scroll past it to get to the next glider pic!
.....when your iPhone, iPad, computer AND Galaxy Tab ALL have GC as the home page for the internet!
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: You Migh Be A Glider Addict If...
[Re: HangGlider]
#1202172
12/08/11 09:10 PM
12/08/11 09:10 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 183 Spartanburg, SC, USA
Abbey
Glider Explorer
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Glider Explorer
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 183
Spartanburg, SC, USA
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..when you screw up your sleep schedule purposely to play with your gliders. So guilty of this one.
Amanda Proud mommy of: Abbey and Lady--Blonde Cocker Spaniels & Ophelia (Ofi) Mairead (Mai) Yoda Nymphadora (Nym) Chewee Madam Rosmerta (Rose)
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