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Glideritis is......
#1000006
09/02/10 12:52 PM
09/02/10 12:52 PM
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Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Carefully leaning over, so as to not smush the suggie in your bra, then realizing, you don't have a suggie in your bra!
Being threatened with being banned from Walmart if you take your gliders in again, taking them anyway, then covering any noises they make, by pretending it's your cell phone.
Feeling such an emptiness inside, when you can't hold your suggies, because you have to put them in their cage at night.
Planning your life around tent time and feeding them their dinner.
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/02/10 02:15 PM
09/02/10 02:15 PM
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Joined: May 2009
Posts: 12,099 Vulcan, MO
Meg_n_Von
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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I agree with so many of yours, Connie. Glideritis is... Not wearing any nail polish anymore because your afraid one of your gliders may chip a piece off and get sick. Making a 50 minute trip to the next town over just to see if they have your gliders favorite fruit... then get there and realise they still don't have what you're looking for, lol.
Megan & LaVaughn Sugar Exotics Kira Sadie - Neal Pip - Violet Logan - Charli - Tyler - Seamus Chloe - Cas Boone RIP David Your life was short lived, but your memory will last forever.
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/02/10 04:02 PM
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Posts: 234 SC
johnsgirl02
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I love all of these. I'm glad I'm not the only one that does these things!
New mom to 2 gliders, Zoey and Bandit 1- Loving Husband 2- Skin Kids 1- Dachshund named Pluto 1- Mastiff named Loki 1- gerbil named Tasha Several fishies
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: DCMuffin]
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09/02/10 04:50 PM
09/02/10 04:50 PM
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Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis is......
Standing in line at the store, everyone staring at you while holding the top of your shirt open as you seemingly talk to your breasts....lol
Guilty! LOL!
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 08:06 AM
09/03/10 08:06 AM
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Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Don't let this thread stop here! Need more signs and symptoms of glideritis that we can all agree with or laugh about!
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 08:39 AM
09/03/10 08:39 AM
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Peeka02
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Peeka02
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Glideritis is when your boss catches you reading Glider Central at work but instead of getting fired you are able to distract him with all the cool glider information you have learned here.
Glideritis is when your pet ferrets are running away from you because you keep trying to make them into bra babies.
Glideritis is when all your friends and family are telling you to just shut up and get some already!
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 08:47 AM
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berryanimalluvrs
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berryanimalluvrs
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Thanks I think alot of these apply to me and what a fun way to start the day.
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Re: Glideritis is......
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09/03/10 10:50 AM
09/03/10 10:50 AM
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Posts: 2,827 Southern Virginia
rdobbie23
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You have glideritis when your suggies have more cage toys and fleece pouch than you do clothing! I would rathre spend the money on them, then me!
*Megan* Owned by: 4 suggies Sucre & Bijou Bubbles & Baby Girl Valley bulldog: Chassis American Bully: Dink Doberman: Sheba American Bully: Grady
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 11:17 AM
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Posts: 1,661 conway south carolina/ us
heidi
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Glider Slave
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glider itus is when you have a whole 12 hrs off and make your boy friend drive almost two hrs away for a cage so you can sleep... glider itus is going in walmart and comming out with a freezer, so your kids can have all there favorit fruits andveggies from the farmers market...first trip to farmers market,realize that freezer will never do need larger off to lowes i whent...lol look around the house to see where next glider stuff can go .get storage shed to keep your stuff in so more glider stuff can come in drive about an hour and half with fabric in hand um a garbage bag and list of special projects for gliders....thanks krys kritters.......... am so picky on cage designs i think i may be on a vender worning list(watch for this girl she is crazzy) thanks beladonas mom, toys by davie,heather,and all you others ..these are the most recent ive drove insaine
"promise me you'll always remeber:you're braver than you believe,and stronger than you seem,and smarter than you think" christopher robin to pooh
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 12:41 PM
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Posts: 13,454 South Africa
Gizmogirl
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis is when:
You use "I can't sleep" as an excuse just to have extra time in the glider room.
They have their own organic section in the fridge.
Your kids say: "I wish I was a glider"
When your family avoids you because they already know everything about sugar gliders as you already told them.
When your family doctor looks down your shirt before he greets you.
When you go to the shop to get bread but your eyes scan everything just to make sure there isn't something that the suggies will like.
When you replace your wife's picture on your desk at work with one of your gliders.
When a man (Casper) holds onto his chest so someone won't accidentally bump into his gliders.
Casper & Liezl Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 12:43 PM
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Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 13,454 South Africa
Gizmogirl
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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When someone stares at your chest while a glider's tail is sticking out and you say "what, never seen a woman grow chest hair?"
Casper & Liezl Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 12:56 PM
09/03/10 12:56 PM
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johnsgirl02
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Glideritis is when:
Your husband asks you if it's ok to eat any of the fruits or veggies out of the fridge because he knows they are probably for the gliders and he doesn't want to get in trouble.
When your husband see the UPS truck pull up and he automatically says "You got another package for the gliders."
When your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors office and everyone is looking at you like your crazy because your talking to your chest..and you don't care you just keep right on talking.
New mom to 2 gliders, Zoey and Bandit 1- Loving Husband 2- Skin Kids 1- Dachshund named Pluto 1- Mastiff named Loki 1- gerbil named Tasha Several fishies
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
#1000390
09/03/10 01:10 PM
09/03/10 01:10 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,970 Spring, Texas
Trigger
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your boobs bark
your purse crabs
everything is a potential toy part.
you spend 1/2 your life in a tent but you never go camping
you have every toy fisher price makes but you've never had a baby
the first section you hit at Walmart is the fabric dept, second toy dept, third produce and what you had on your REAL list will have to wait cuz you're broke
you make omelettes for the furr kids but the skin kids get cold cereal
chicken soup for the monkeys is home made and your family can have canned, scratch that they can eat Ramen noodle it's cheaper
your man is jealous because he is the last to get a peek down your shirt and he won't fit in your bra
The only kind of grooming you concern yourself with is overgrooming
Skin kids get a sniffle and you give them a tylenol cold and a tissue, glider gets a sniffle and you spend $300 and the night at the Glider ER
»-(¯`v´¯)-»MO MONEY!»-(¯`v´¯)-»kids Chance, Dylan, John, & Kayla Skittles, Snupi, Snuki, Lucy, Shanu, Caspian, Ivy, Kalysta, Kaliya, Santee, Cheyenne, Apache, Comanche, Twirpy, Meribelle, Santeria, Shyamalan, Sebastian, Zoey, Naira & Katsu www.jensfuzzyfriends.com
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 01:13 PM
09/03/10 01:13 PM
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Trigger
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And the most annoying of all...
it's time to go play with kiddos means tent time not monopoly.
»-(¯`v´¯)-»MO MONEY!»-(¯`v´¯)-»kids Chance, Dylan, John, & Kayla Skittles, Snupi, Snuki, Lucy, Shanu, Caspian, Ivy, Kalysta, Kaliya, Santee, Cheyenne, Apache, Comanche, Twirpy, Meribelle, Santeria, Shyamalan, Sebastian, Zoey, Naira & Katsu www.jensfuzzyfriends.com
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 01:18 PM
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Gizmogirl
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Casper & Liezl Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 01:20 PM
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Shelley
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Shelley
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I am just developing glideritis, and I love all these! I think I will fit right in!
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
#1000434
09/03/10 03:16 PM
09/03/10 03:16 PM
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heidi
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Glider Slave
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I love this post..
Glideritis is when you take the gliders out for a ride & leave BF home..
Tom
Last edited by heidi; 09/03/10 03:21 PM.
"promise me you'll always remeber:you're braver than you believe,and stronger than you seem,and smarter than you think" christopher robin to pooh
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 04:38 PM
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josefine
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i remember once someone else mentioned that this is glideritis when we have to move the mealies in the fridge to get to the butter!!! the gliders have more toys now than the actual kids had growing up.
Larry & Josefine Vodenik 2014 4 St Perry,Iowa50220 515/321-6081cell# j.vodenik@hotmail.com
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: Trigger]
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09/03/10 07:26 PM
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Meg_n_Von
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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And the most annoying of all...
it's time to go play with kiddos means tent time not monopoly. Too funny!
Megan & LaVaughn Sugar Exotics Kira Sadie - Neal Pip - Violet Logan - Charli - Tyler - Seamus Chloe - Cas Boone RIP David Your life was short lived, but your memory will last forever.
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 09:55 PM
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Feather
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Glideritis is: Glider Central is your home page. The smell of dead skunk on the highway reminds you of the little joeys that skunked you last night. You have two freezers in the house and one is just for the gliders. The sugar gliders eat more fruits and veggies than the 5 adults living in the house. You have to go to glider central at work and show everyone the cute pictures in the glider of the week contest. You have severe glider withdrawals on the two days work each week. You wear really baggy clothes to hide all the bonding pouches your wearing.
Kimberley Feathers-Sweetie, Mister Peanut & Big Mack Fur-Guinan, Mr. Spock, T'Mir, Cho, Toothless, Maverick & Maharet T'Pol, Elizabeth & Curzon TY, TJ, Light Fury, Madison & T'Pring Forever in my heart, Gizmo, Tucker, Khayman and the rest of my babies over the
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/03/10 11:45 PM
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heidi
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Glider Slave
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Glideritis is: When you start saying hey you, come here to them cause you can't remember their names!!
You have to move the dressers out of the bedroom to make room for more glider cages!!
Last edited by heidi; 09/03/10 11:47 PM.
"promise me you'll always remeber:you're braver than you believe,and stronger than you seem,and smarter than you think" christopher robin to pooh
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/04/10 12:29 AM
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Posts: 2,720 Perry, Iowa
josefine
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Last edited by josefine; 09/04/10 12:33 AM. Reason: fixed sentencing
Larry & Josefine Vodenik 2014 4 St Perry,Iowa50220 515/321-6081cell# j.vodenik@hotmail.com
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: josefine]
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09/06/10 06:54 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 3,970 Spring, Texas
Trigger
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A friend of mine Toni got some poor hubby smacked in Walmart because his wife caught him staring as she rubbed her "boobs" Bra mommas have to be careful, y'all are gonna get some poor guy beat down in public!
»-(¯`v´¯)-»MO MONEY!»-(¯`v´¯)-»kids Chance, Dylan, John, & Kayla Skittles, Snupi, Snuki, Lucy, Shanu, Caspian, Ivy, Kalysta, Kaliya, Santee, Cheyenne, Apache, Comanche, Twirpy, Meribelle, Santeria, Shyamalan, Sebastian, Zoey, Naira & Katsu www.jensfuzzyfriends.com
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