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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/06/10 07:04 PM
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eterrell84
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glideritis is: buying your 2 1/2 yr old a fleece blankie and she says "that for apple and archer?" LOL
~ERIN~ momma to:ceasar(boxer),Chili(pug),Badcat(black cat) and Juliette(ragamuffin)~Apple and Archer and George Micheal Maybe and Jasper ,husband Jordan and daughter Azlyn!
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: heidi]
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09/11/10 08:24 PM
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krysKritters
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drive about an hour and half with fabric in hand um a garbage bag and list of special projects for gliders....thanks krys kritters..........
Well, don't thank me yet... I have even attempted some of the "special" projects yet... But you are always welcome to come on over!
Krys DeRosa Godfather of the NY Glider MafiaKrysKritters.comA child with Autism is not ignoring you, they are waiting for you to enter their world.
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/11/10 11:02 PM
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BelladonnasMom
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Glideritis is when your spouse sees you perusing the "glider things" section and when you call, "Hey baby, come look at this!", you hear "THEY HAVE ENOUGH STUFF!".
Or when your best party trick is to flip everyone out when they hear one of your 5 gliders barking and you KNOW which one it is... from the next room!
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/11/10 11:21 PM
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acook1021
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Glideritis is when your kids will not share the toys they have grown out of with your sugar gliders, so you go and buy the same little people sets your skin kids have to give to your sugar gliders. My gliders each have a cage full of toys that get changed out every week to new toys (that they have not seen in at least a month). I can not even tell you the amount of toys my gliders have. It is so funny my kids like to shop in the glider toys. lol
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/12/10 08:29 PM
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SugarCrazy
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...when 95% of your To Do list is for your fuzz babies.
...when the glider room is the cleanest one in the whole house.
Tracy Married to my best friend for 24 years We have 5 skin kids, 2 with spouses, 4 PERFECT GrandSkins Owned by 2 cats Playmate to 5 dogs Slave to 16 suggies + joeys now and then www.garlandfunnyfarm.weebly.com
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/14/10 04:51 PM
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Shelley
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....letting your family eat out or eat fast food cause you spent all day online reading and shopping for gliders that you don't have yet. ....when the laundry is piled to the ceiling in the laundry room, but all the new fleece has been washed, dried, folded and put away. ( Did I mention I don't HAVE the gliders yet!) ...looking forward to seeing the mail man each day and having your kids say "another package for the gliders?" .....arranging and re-arranging the new cage and toys and pouches, trying to find the perfect arrangement for your gliders when they do arrive. ....never looking at a toy/cookie cutter/whiffle ball/straw or anything else for that matter, the same way again! So may be all this won't sound so bad come next weekend when my babies are here!
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/14/10 06:00 PM
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anjill_tree
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.....Eyes wide opened and voice of excitement every time you talk about your gliders.
.....Trying to open up fleece closet with all the fleece n closet to fall over. ( I'm still grounded from Joanns)
Cathy Hart Support Aspergers and Autism Research, help put the pieces together. www.hartlandsugargliders.comcathyhart2texas@yahoo.com 469-964-4152
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Re: Glideritis is......
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09/15/10 02:23 PM
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IslandGliders
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....letting your family eat out or eat fast food cause you spent all day online reading and shopping for gliders that you don't have yet. ....when the laundry is piled to the ceiling in the laundry room, but all the new fleece has been washed, dried, folded and put away. ( Did I mention I don't HAVE the gliders yet!) ...looking forward to seeing the mail man each day and having your kids say "another package for the gliders?" .....arranging and re-arranging the new cage and toys and pouches, trying to find the perfect arrangement for your gliders when they do arrive. ....never looking at a toy/cookie cutter/whiffle ball/straw or anything else for that matter, the same way again! So may be all this won't sound so bad come next weekend when my babies are here! Man oh man, can I empathize with you here! LOL
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/15/10 11:02 PM
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buttercup
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Glideritis is buying tons of fruit and veggies and hardly eating any of it, because its for the gliders, not the humans.
Glideritis is going to the glider room first thing in the morning to check on the cages, BEFORE making coffee!!
(Nothing used to keep me from my coffee pot in the mornings, til the furbabies came into my life)
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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09/15/10 11:24 PM
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NaeJ
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..knowing it's a compliment when you get peed on because they're claiming you as their
...buying live mealies even though they're creepy because it's too cute to watch your gliders "stalk" them
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/14/10 03:27 AM
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Gizmogirl
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...looking at your hubby having a Sunday afternoon nap, his body in same position as a mommy glider on her back, legs apart, shaking while dreaming and his snoring representing a mommy glider singing to her joey. I bet he was dreaming he had a joey.
Casper & Liezl Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: Gizmogirl]
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10/14/10 03:45 AM
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Meg_n_Von
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...looking at your hubby having a Sunday afternoon nap, his body in same position as a mommy glider on her back, legs apart, shaking while dreaming and his snoring representing a mommy glider singing to her joey. I bet he was dreaming he had a joey. HAHA! I love the shaking part, too funny!
Megan & LaVaughn Sugar Exotics Kira Sadie - Neal Pip - Violet Logan - Charli - Tyler - Seamus Chloe - Cas Boone RIP David Your life was short lived, but your memory will last forever.
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/14/10 04:24 AM
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Gizmogirl
Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Uhmmmmmm, yes, and I think that is normal.
Casper & Liezl Gizzy, Boesman, Muchu, Kiamon, Sky & Boog A glider's eyes have the power to speak a great language RIP Sugar 2009 & Kaida 2013
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/14/10 05:00 AM
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JillMarie
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
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glideritis is....
when you are typing on your laptop and something small and brown and moist falls on your keyboard and at first you are like "what the 'hay' is THAT!" and when you realize its poop you immediately calm down and say, "oh, its only glider poop"
Last edited by JillMarie; 10/14/10 05:03 AM.
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/14/10 05:40 AM
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Posts: 4,108 Phoenix AZ
chattrbabe
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Glideritis is: Always having two purses with you ( bonding pouch and your own purse) An emergency cage and travel kit on your backseat that is NOT to be moved from that seat, put your arm on it 4 Travel repts in your trunk where your spare goes Buying two cases of water per month (one for us one for them) Always having apple-juice on hand Having a fridge in your glider room for them, which USED to be JUST an office, but now it's mostly theirs Having clorox wipes and plenty of toys on hand when your relatives bring kids over around the glider toy age You buy one sewing machine, but it isn't good enough and starts to skip stitches so you buy another one 4 times the price of the first one and it has an embroidery feature JUST so you can embroider gliders and names on every fleece sweater you own You have a $300.00 cabinet...for fleece Finding poop in your purse at the checkout is no big deal, you just toss it right back in A glider tattoo is on you, somewhere Anything you eat, a head pops out of your shirt like a shark to try and steal some Your gliders talk back to you You know which glider is talking to other gliders, crabbing or barking across or from the other room Your new office chair has a mesh back so gliders can play on it too You base your furniture options on what is safest for gliders You have a glider tower (cat tower) right next to your desk Being stared at in walmart because you're unconsciously rubbing your chest Pulling over in a parking lot to get someone who discovered how to open zippers Smelling pee on your arm Not showering for two days (or going anywhere for that matter) just so your fleece blankets get good and ripe for the new babies Having more bonding pouches than you do purses Living in an apartment, you have three hampers of laundry to do and none of it is glider stuff Just HAVING to browse the blanket section of thrift stores because a yard of fleece COULD be hiding in there (think I'm joking? It happened LOL) Going into walmart or anywhere that has fabric and your other half already knows where to find you... Then you walk out spending 30 bucks on fabric and none on your painting supplies Re-organizing your fabric stash and finding out that you have too many prints and not enough solids...another trip for me! Your jewelry is from Esquivel & Fees (gliders), your favorite notebooks and pens have gliders on them and you rarely change perfumes because of your gliders Having an emergency plan for the gliders but not your family photos or paintings
Ash
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: chattrbabe]
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10/14/10 07:52 AM
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suggiemom1980
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Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: chattrbabe]
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10/15/10 05:12 PM
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Feather
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Seriously! Boomer's nickname is jaws or shark now! I was eating a cucumber mushroom sandwich one day and he came straight up and latched on to a cucumber! He wouldn't let go until there was a chunk missing and he had a piece! I was at our company picnic a few years ago and was eating a cherry tomato, Zoey zipped out of the pouch grabbed the tomato and was back in the pouch with her prize before we realized what she did. Little stinker.
Kimberley Feathers-Sweetie, Mister Peanut & Big Mack Fur-Guinan, Mr. Spock, T'Mir, Cho, Toothless, Maverick & Maharet T'Pol, Elizabeth & Curzon TY, TJ, Light Fury, Madison & T'Pring Forever in my heart, Gizmo, Tucker, Khayman and the rest of my babies over the
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/15/10 09:47 PM
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Posts: 13,748 Vincennes, IN, USA
suggiemom1980
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Glideritis Anonymous
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Glideritis is.....
When GC goes down and you don't know what to do with your computer. Thank goodness it's back up!
About a year ago, I was eating dry Fruit Loops. As I started to put one in my mouth, Calypso popped out of my shirt, snatched the Fruit Loop out of my open mouth and dove back into my bra. By the time I winched her out of my bra, where she had dug in with 4-wheel drive, there was nothing but crumbs left!
Connie 812-890-9734, 24/7 Emergencies/Joey issues SmallWorldSuggies"The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward" "Glide free Silly "Ozball" Ozzie. You left us 11/21/12..way too soon. You're forever loved, remembered, missed."
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/17/10 09:24 PM
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Shelley
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Shelley
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.....is having a "veteran glider owner/ vendor/rescuer come to your home and see the fleece you bought only to say "I have NEVER bought THAT much fleece, EVER!".... (Maybe I should start a new thread ADDICTED TO FLEECE.)
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: JillMarie]
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10/17/10 10:50 PM
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Posts: 93 Orlando, Florida
Shad
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glideritis is....
when you are typing on your laptop and something small and brown and moist falls on your keyboard and at first you are like "what the 'hay' is THAT!" and when you realize its poop you immediately calm down and say, "oh, its only glider poop" I have sooo done this
StephanieProud mom of Emmy Sage Whiskers Taz Artie
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/17/10 11:26 PM
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Donnarae
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Glider Guardian
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Oh yeah...no biggie. If you can't take a little glider poo and glider pee there must be something wrong with you.
Donna & Bob, One Miniature American Eskimo dog, Chula; Six Gliders, Chip & Dale, Caspian & Ceridwen, Sasha & Stubby.
RIP Betty, my love.
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/18/10 03:29 AM
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Posts: 7,748 New Jersey
JillMarie
Serious Glideritis
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Serious Glideritis
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glideritis... when your 18 year old son refers to your glider as his "little sister" when your freeze dried cricket supplier says they are out and the only thing you worry about is Arwen being mad at YOU for it (I swear its not my fault!) I put this on my site awhile ago: “Glideritis”. This is a scary disease and I have found that it can be very contagious when there are sugar gliders residing in the home. Symptoms of glideritis include, but is not limited to: * Buying tons of toys or toy making supplies for your sugar gliders. * Looking at everything you see as if it could be made into a toy * Driving an hour to buy some high priced exotic fruit no one has heard of to see if the sugar gliders will like it * Buying a dehydrator for the sole purpose of making sugar glider treats * Insisting on a pouch in every color * Buying a sewing machine for the sole purpose of making your pouches because buying them got too expensive * Deciding to sell extra pouches you make just because you spent all your (human) grocery money on toy making supplies * Buying a chest freezer because you need more room to store all the frozen exotic fruit you bought * Carrying pictures of your sugar gliders and showing them off before pictures of your kids/grandkids. Carrying 10 pictures of the sugar gliders but one or two of the kids/grandkids * Every conversation ends up being about sugar gliders, even if it started about the car getting an oil change * Cant go on vacation unless the sugar gliders can go too * Choosing clothes that “match” your sugar gliders, and being concerned that they can climb on the material easily * Insisting on your spouse putting the phone up to the pouch while you are away so they can hear you and you can hear them “click” to you in response. * You can never remember being without them, cant imagine what it would be like to be without them, and not wanting to ever be without them again
Last edited by JillMarie; 10/18/10 03:31 AM. Reason: added stuff
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Re: Glideritis is......
[Re: suggiemom1980]
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10/18/10 12:16 PM
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heidi
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Glider Slave
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Glideritus is
When you tell friends & family they can't come over because it interferes with your playtime with the kids..
"promise me you'll always remeber:you're braver than you believe,and stronger than you seem,and smarter than you think" christopher robin to pooh
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